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Stars- they’re just like us

Except I don’t wear make-up in bed. Or if I don’t plan on getting out of bed. Which is a lot of the time. It’s a slippery slope from not putting make-up on so you don’t have to take it off at night to not getting out of bed ever.

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this girl is 16…

…and she already has a contract with Free People where they send her free shit and she just has to look good in it. I’m not insulting her because I’m obsessed with her. Screen Shot 2015-08-19 at 6.40.39 PMI

I mean, I hate her a little. But mostly in a Jesus-God-how-are-you-this-cool-and-successful-when-I-was-your-age-I-wore-Uggs-with-my-denim-miniskirt kind of way.

Stars- they’re just like us

…except that when they have 4th of July parties they’re clad with famous supermodels, one of whom probably bought all of these designer flag towels.

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Wait, such a serious question: who takes these pictures? Was Taylor like, hey, housekeeper, can you try to take pictures of us all jumping from like 12 yards away until you get one where we are all mid-air, looking like a flawless ad for High School Musical: young & loaded edition?

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