Except I don’t wear make-up in bed. Or if I don’t plan on getting out of bed. Which is a lot of the time. It’s a slippery slope from not putting make-up on so you don’t have to take it off at night to not getting out of bed ever.
I mean, I hate her a little. But mostly in a Jesus-God-how-are-you-this-cool-and-successful-when-I-was-your-age-I-wore-Uggs-with-my-denim-miniskirt kind of way.
…except that when they have 4th of July parties they’re clad with famous supermodels, one of whom probably bought all of these designer flag towels.
Wait, such a serious question: who takes these pictures? Was Taylor like, hey, housekeeper, can you try to take pictures of us all jumping from like 12 yards away until you get one where we are all mid-air, looking like a flawless ad for High School Musical: young & loaded edition?