“I’m so flustered, I didn’t prepare a speech omg what do I say now”
Except I don’t wear make-up in bed. Or if I don’t plan on getting out of bed. Which is a lot of the time. It’s a slippery slope from not putting make-up on so you don’t have to take it off at night to not getting out of bed ever.
Can we talk about this? This shit is gonna escalate so quickly.
Engagement pictures? Dislike.
Your new haircut pictures? Dislike.
Your political opinions? DISLIKE.
Oh, and your exciting new job working at your dad’s company? DIS-FUCKING-LIKE.
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