Because let’s face it, successful you are not. I mean, me either. I’m not trying to come at your life here.

Are your broke but unable to save your money because what are you supposed to do, NOT buy clothes?

Do you make plans with your friends but then cancel on them because you’d rather watch Netflix with your mom?

Are you a recent grad who misses college so much that on graduation day your mom told you you looked like an “over-dramatic girl leaving summer camp”?

Sit down, join me. Wait, but only if you brought wine.

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